THUMP’D!
Bobby Brown Brings His Own Personal Style of Mayhem To Television
Master Prankster and Bad Boy Bobby Brown sets up other celebrity pranksters to get whacked like pinatas in this season’s newest and funniest reality show Thump’d. Tired of seeing people with too much time on their hands getting together with people with too many cameras and setting someone else up for ridicule? Well, this is the show that turns all that B.S. right on it’s ear!
Master Prankster and Bad Boy Bobby Brown sets up other celebrity pranksters to get whacked like pinatas in this season’s newest and funniest reality show Thump’d. Tired of seeing people with too much time on their hands getting together with people with too many cameras and setting someone else up for ridicule? Well, this is the show that turns all that B.S. right on it’s ear!
Bobby Brown sets these fake friends up to get the practical joke bug beat right out of them by going overboard on the prank they’re in on and turning the finger right where it belongs: at the conspirators. Then watch the fun when they get smacked into next week by the irate butt of a joke gone too far. “This show is too funny! I’ll never punk anybody ever again,” remarked Punk’d producer Ashton Kutcher under extreme duress.
The premier episode features notorious practical joker George Clooney and Brad Pitt where Clooney sets up Pitt to make him believe Jennifer Aniston wants to reconcile their relationship. Acting as an intermediary, George takes Brad to a swank Las Vegas hotel when Brad believes he will meet Jennifer who reputedly has just found out she is pregnant. But instead they plan on finding Matt Damon in drag and a pregnancy body suit. Unknown to George and Matt several unknown sex videos of Jennifer from 10 years ago have surfaced, one featuring a young Clooney in a drunken horizontal bop with a clearly unconscious Jennifer.
As the pair enters the darkened room, Bobby Brown starts the video, driving Pitt into a jealous rage, while a clueless Clooney futilely tries to back petal. After filming George being beaten into a coma with a brass table lamp, Brown emerges from a back room screaming at the unconscious Clooney, “You just got Thump’d, Sucker!” He then whisks Pitt from the room after forcing Damon at gunpoint to put his fingerprints on the lamp. Massive memory loss makes Clooney unable to positively identify his assailant and Damon is held on charges of assault with intend to kill.
Next week, Bobby Brown finally does something about Dave Chappelle with guest thumpers P. Diddy and Eminem along for the ride.
The premier episode features notorious practical joker George Clooney and Brad Pitt where Clooney sets up Pitt to make him believe Jennifer Aniston wants to reconcile their relationship. Acting as an intermediary, George takes Brad to a swank Las Vegas hotel when Brad believes he will meet Jennifer who reputedly has just found out she is pregnant. But instead they plan on finding Matt Damon in drag and a pregnancy body suit. Unknown to George and Matt several unknown sex videos of Jennifer from 10 years ago have surfaced, one featuring a young Clooney in a drunken horizontal bop with a clearly unconscious Jennifer.
As the pair enters the darkened room, Bobby Brown starts the video, driving Pitt into a jealous rage, while a clueless Clooney futilely tries to back petal. After filming George being beaten into a coma with a brass table lamp, Brown emerges from a back room screaming at the unconscious Clooney, “You just got Thump’d, Sucker!” He then whisks Pitt from the room after forcing Damon at gunpoint to put his fingerprints on the lamp. Massive memory loss makes Clooney unable to positively identify his assailant and Damon is held on charges of assault with intend to kill.
Next week, Bobby Brown finally does something about Dave Chappelle with guest thumpers P. Diddy and Eminem along for the ride.
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